Agartha Mog or Die Stat Planner

Use this planner at the pad, not on the couch. Agartha Mog or Die does not publish a compare formula we can code, so every line below is an ordering, not a pretend DPS number. The ordering comes from three facts that are already public: four pickups map to four stats, Mog Battles compare those four, and the Mog Upgrader’s EXP survives a MOG wipe. If you want opinionated ranks, open the stats tier list. If you want the walking path, open how to grow. This page is only the spend sequence.

Checklist A — First spawn

Run this once per account, and again on an alt.

1. Finish the welcome card. Claim the plot. Push tutorial to 10/12 Permanent Power.
2. Do not challenge a player.
3. Open Codes. Paste the live list. Skip 2x strings if you cannot stay thirty minutes. Full clicks: how to redeem.
4. Buy the first Mog Upgrader rank with the 2,500 MogPoints from tyfor300likes if that code is still alive. This is the only step that outlives a wipe.
5. Walk one circuit: Water + Hammers + Frames, Milk as filler.
6. Deposit again if anything is left.
7. Fight one NPC. Place the capture so the pad is not NO NPC PLACED. NPCs.
8. Stop. You are now allowed to read how to play.

Veto: if you skipped step 4, you are not done even if you look tall.

Checklist B — 2x clock is ticking

Update2 and the 2x half of tyfor300likes are clocks. Role: window farmer.

1. Do not shop except at minute 10 and minute 20.
2. Do not spin.
3. Do not accept player fights. Camera off other pads on mobile (controls).
4. Prioritize the hole: Frame if missing, Face if missing, Water always, Milk last.
5. Deposit. Repeat until the buff dies.
6. After the buff, you may spin. After the buff, you may NPC. After the buff, you may think about players.

Veto: a Mog Battle during 2x is a fail, even if you win. You spent a code to donate a doubled sheet.

Checklist C — You just got mogged

1. Confirm Upgrader ranks still exist. If they do, the tutorial told the truth. If they do not, you skipped Checklist A and you will not skip it again.
2. Do not redeem dead codes. Check expired.
3. Do not dump leftover MogPoints into panic spins.
4. Name the hole that lost the compare in one word.
5. Walk only for that pickup plus Water.
6. Deposit.
7. NPC, not the person who just mogged you.
8. SPARE your first win back. You need reps, not a war. Mog Battles.

Veto: chasing the same player on a fresh SUB5 body is how you get mogged twice.

Lucky Spin gate

Spins from tyfor1.5klikes and extracode pass the gate only if:

• Checklist A step 4 is done.
• No 2x timer is running (or the timer just ended).
• You can describe what you want the roll to do in one sentence (faster pickups or better compares).

If you cannot describe it, keep the spin. Builds has the role language. This planner will not name abilities that are not in a public roster.

Fight gate

You may challenge a player when all of these are true:

• Upgrader has at least the tutorial rank.
• Face and Frame are not starter-level.
• You drank Water this session.
• No 2x timer.
• You can afford the wipe emotionally and economically.

If any line is false, the planner’s answer is no. Go farm. Kings who ignore this gate become screenshots on someone else’s pad. Become Mog King agrees, it just uses longer sentences.

Printable order

Buy: Upgrader → hole patch (Frame/Face) → Water → Milk filler → spins. Walk: hole → Water → everything else. Fight: NPC → spared player → mogged rival. Never during 2x: players, spins, AFK, Daily UI camping.

That is the tool. It fits on a sticky note. If a later patch publishes numbers, we will add a second table underneath. We will not add fake precision above it.